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Friday, October 28, 2016

How old is too old to trick or treat?

The age old question "how old is too old to trick or treat?" is buzzing on many minds this Halloween. If you have to ask yourself said question, you are too old. Nothing is worse than giving candy to drunk and high high school students on Halloween. Its disheartening and slightly disturbing to see a bunch of young adults taking part in such a childish holiday. I personally stopped trick or treating in 3rd grade because I didn't see the pros to it. I'm not saying that 3rd grade is the right time to stop, I’m saying that if you feel stupid doing it or feel you look stupid doing it, then don't do it. But if your in high school, for gods sake, you should be giving out candy and working rather than going door to door in a stupid costume asking for it.

Friday, October 21, 2016

Review of Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler, appearing to have so much potential at the quarterback position, but alas, he looks like a broken player. He throws a dead accurate ball, but he doesn't seem to be into the game of football. He always has that look on his face that someone fed him something rancid. He looks bored playing the quarterback position. Throwing dart that wow you, but picks that show how much he truly doesn't care about his job. Overall I have no doubt he will lose his job by the end of the year and will back up a quarterback with less raw talent by 2017.

Friday, October 14, 2016

Review of peanut butter

Thick and creamy goodness. If chunks are added the peanut butter will be even better. The crispy sweet nutty flavor melts in your mouth as you eat it. But, peanut butter should only be eaten on other things, please refrain from eating it with a spoon. If you make this mistake please make sure you have milk on standby. If no milk is on standby the peanut butter will stick to ever nook and cranny of your mouth and eventually give you peanut breath.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Review of the terrible Adam sandler

Adam saddler is trash. He is a terrible unfunny man. Every year he comes out with new movies with the same cast and all dissapoint everyone with a brain. Sure some of his movies in the past were watchable, but now he is coming out with bad comedies using 5th grade humor. This guy is in his 50s and is making jokes that a 12 year old would call lame. When will we end this madness.