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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Multitasking assignment

Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jon Un sat in his thrown unappeased at his status in the world. A laughing stock, a joke, a fool. He sits there wondering where he has gone wrong and how he can fix it.
 "You can give the people more rights and step down from power" A senior North Korean officer said.
 Swiftly Kim Jon Un ordered his guards to take the infidel to his comical sized pool of alligators. The senior officer was shredded by prehistoric beasts as the Supreme leader came up with an idea. If he just showed the west his greatness and power he would be revered by millions. He then ordered another officer to fetch him a plane. "Why?" the officer asked.
"I'm going to sky dive over New York city and show the west my greatness" Kim replied sternly.
The officer gave Kim a hesitant look, but didn't say anything else in fear of the alligator pit. The supreme leader asked the officer to grab him a parachute. He did this and the Supreme leader was ready to shock the world. The highest ranking general of Kim Jon Uns military then said what everyone was thinking.
"This is a mistake and you probably don't have the kind of experience to do this"
Kim replied with a scoff and sent the general to a work camp, never to be seen again.
And so Kim Jon Un took flight in his private 747 to do the stunt. He with some sort of miracle got past the United States missile defense system and flew through US airspace with little resistance from radar stations below. When he reached New York he was determined to accomplish something for the first time in his life. So the hatch opened and he leaped out much to the surprise of the other passenger of the plane.
Kim soared through the air free falling down like a rock. But then a buzz went off in his pocket. He reached for it, slowly grabbing his cellular phone. But before he could deploy his parachute he was skewered by the radar antenna on top of the freedom tower. Supreme leader Kim Jon Un rained his body parts over the City of New York. Ironically enough once he hit the freedom tower the people of North Korea were free.



Thursday, November 3, 2016

Review of food network

The food network is the channel you watch when your hungry. This is the conduit for your stomachs lebito. Shows such as Diners Drive ins and Dives as well as many others make food an enjoyable experience. The best time to watch the food network is when your hungry and the worst time is when you have recently eaten. When you have recently eaten everything on there seems gross and vile. Overall depending on my level of hunger this is either the best thing or the worst thing.