Multitasking assignment

Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jon Un sat in his thrown unappeased at his status in the world. A laughing stock, a joke, a fool. He sits there wondering where he has gone wrong and how he can fix it.
 "You can give the people more rights and step down from power" A senior North Korean officer said.
 Swiftly Kim Jon Un ordered his guards to take the infidel to his comical sized pool of alligators. The senior officer was shredded by prehistoric beasts as the Supreme leader came up with an idea. If he just showed the west his greatness and power he would be revered by millions. He then ordered another officer to fetch him a plane. "Why?" the officer asked.
"I'm going to sky dive over New York city and show the west my greatness" Kim replied sternly.
The officer gave Kim a hesitant look, but didn't say anything else in fear of the alligator pit. The supreme leader asked the officer to grab him a parachute. He did this and the Supreme leader was ready to shock the world. The highest ranking general of Kim Jon Uns military then said what everyone was thinking.
"This is a mistake and you probably don't have the kind of experience to do this"
Kim replied with a scoff and sent the general to a work camp, never to be seen again.
And so Kim Jon Un took flight in his private 747 to do the stunt. He with some sort of miracle got past the United States missile defense system and flew through US airspace with little resistance from radar stations below. When he reached New York he was determined to accomplish something for the first time in his life. So the hatch opened and he leaped out much to the surprise of the other passenger of the plane.
Kim soared through the air free falling down like a rock. But then a buzz went off in his pocket. He reached for it, slowly grabbing his cellular phone. But before he could deploy his parachute he was skewered by the radar antenna on top of the freedom tower. Supreme leader Kim Jon Un rained his body parts over the City of New York. Ironically enough once he hit the freedom tower the people of North Korea were free.

Review of food network

The food network is the channel you watch when your hungry. This is the conduit for your stomachs lebito. Shows such as Diners Drive ins and Dives as well as many others make food an enjoyable experience. The best time to watch the food network is when your hungry and the worst time is when you have recently eaten. When you have recently eaten everything on there seems gross and vile. Overall depending on my level of hunger this is either the best thing or the worst thing.

How old is too old to trick or treat?

The age old question "how old is too old to trick or treat?" is buzzing on many minds this Halloween. If you have to ask yourself said question, you are too old. Nothing is worse than giving candy to drunk and high high school students on Halloween. Its disheartening and slightly disturbing to see a bunch of young adults taking part in such a childish holiday. I personally stopped trick or treating in 3rd grade because I didn't see the pros to it. I'm not saying that 3rd grade is the right time to stop, I’m saying that if you feel stupid doing it or feel you look stupid doing it, then don't do it. But if your in high school, for gods sake, you should be giving out candy and working rather than going door to door in a stupid costume asking for it.

Review of Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler, appearing to have so much potential at the quarterback position, but alas, he looks like a broken player. He throws a dead accurate ball, but he doesn't seem to be into the game of football. He always has that look on his face that someone fed him something rancid. He looks bored playing the quarterback position. Throwing dart that wow you, but picks that show how much he truly doesn't care about his job. Overall I have no doubt he will lose his job by the end of the year and will back up a quarterback with less raw talent by 2017.

Review of peanut butter

Thick and creamy goodness. If chunks are added the peanut butter will be even better. The crispy sweet nutty flavor melts in your mouth as you eat it. But, peanut butter should only be eaten on other things, please refrain from eating it with a spoon. If you make this mistake please make sure you have milk on standby. If no milk is on standby the peanut butter will stick to ever nook and cranny of your mouth and eventually give you peanut breath.

Review of the terrible Adam sandler

Adam saddler is trash. He is a terrible unfunny man. Every year he comes out with new movies with the same cast and all dissapoint everyone with a brain. Sure some of his movies in the past were watchable, but now he is coming out with bad comedies using 5th grade humor. This guy is in his 50s and is making jokes that a 12 year old would call lame. When will we end this madness.

Review of the loyalty of high school students

So this is more of a personal one. I have noticed that there are two types of students and it is quite disheartening. There is a type student that will stand up for what they believe in, no matter the consequences. There also is a student, at the sight of consequences for actions that they know are right will avoid the punishment at all cost. It is a ridiculous when in a country where individualism is supposed to be a notion of pride people wont be civilly disobedient. In this day in age it is disheartening.